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AGDAILY Reporters ·
October 27, 2023
October 27, 2023
For some folks, picking the perfect pumpkin is a serious venture that requires a specific shape, color, texture, and a few trips to farms, pumpkin patches, vendors, and stores.
If you’re particular about pumpkins, then this song is for you. Instead of Rag’N’Bone Man’s I’m Only Human, It’s Young Jeffrey’s I Need A Pumpkin!
We only wish the intro was a bit shorter, and the video was at an actual pumpkin patch or farm. To skip the intro, jump to 2:20 to get right into the parody.
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